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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Another Word for Cleavage

While applying face paint to Jesse before her class Halloween party at school (in the classroom), she thought she made a horrific discovery.

"Mom, you're not wearing a bra!!!"

"Yes I am. What made you think I wasn't?"

"I can see your boob crack."

7 Comments:

  • At 4:11 AM , Blogger ThePurpleOwl said...

    Ah, boob crack. So much more appealing than plumbers' cleavage...

     
  • At 11:27 AM , Blogger Liz said...

    Kids! Once, exasperated, my mother told me that she was going to crack my bottom. I told her I already had one. I'm pretty sure I ran from the room after that. :D

     
  • At 4:46 PM , Blogger Bearette24 said...

    Hee...this, of course, brings to my mind my brother's joke - that my sister wanted a new butt for Christmas because her old one had a crack in it.

    (slapping knee)

     
  • At 9:36 AM , Blogger Roxanne said...

    Purple Owl- I would hope that my boob crack is more appealing than plumber's cleavage. If not, then I've got bigger problems than I thought.

    Liz- Run, run, run, as fast as you can! I hope your crack escaped getting cracked.

    Bearette- Ha! Ha! Hee! Hee!

     
  • At 8:01 PM , Blogger Invader Stu said...

    lol. Kids can say the strangest things.

     
  • At 10:23 AM , Blogger Carolyn said...

    Plumbers cleavage...LOL.

     
  • At 12:36 PM , Anonymous Lessie said...

    That is HILARIOUS!

     

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