Under the Quilt

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Friday, June 02, 2006

Say What?

Things overheard in my house:

"If you don't behave, there will be no dog treats." (Remember we no longer have a dog...just a child who insists on being a dog and her dad is willing to play along)

"Did you guys have sex to make me?"


"Eeeeuuwww!" (Bedroom door slams)
"We promise not to burn the house down while you're gone."

(Someone farts loudly)

"Only 3 more weeks until I'm a man."

"Hold on there, kiddo. You're only turning 13."
"So when do you think my voice will change?"

"Probably when you start to grow a goatee."


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