Say What?

Things overheard in my house:


"If you don't behave, there will be no dog treats." (Remember we no longer have a dog...just a child who insists on being a dog and her dad is willing to play along)
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"Did you guys have sex to make me?"

"Uh....yeah"

"Eeeeuuwww!" (Bedroom door slams)
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"We promise not to burn the house down while you're gone."

"Uh.....thanks."
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(Someone farts loudly)

"Wowzer!"
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"Only 3 more weeks until I'm a man."

"Hold on there, kiddo. You're only turning 13."
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"So when do you think my voice will change?"

"Probably when you start to grow a goatee."
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