Silly Survey (can you say AVOIDING REALITY??)

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Yeah, I think you know him....the guy that's temporary locked up with a bunch of crazies.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Not personally.

3) How many houses have you lived in? Only 3 until I got married. Since then we've moved way too many times.

4) Favorite candy bar? Depends on my mood....Reese's Peanut Butter Cup is usually the winner though.

5) Favorite shoes? Can't choose just one.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Not that I know of.....seems pretty juvenile and bullyish.

7) Least favorite school subject? History.....we never learn from our mistakes so why waste time learning about the past.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No......she can't sing worth a darn.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes. One time in particular.....grade school......right after lunch....I go to the drinking fountain to take a drink.....threw up canned peaches right into the fountain.....didn't even feel it coming (but hey, at least I got to go home).

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind: Hubby and our life and whether we will ever grow old together.

12) Favorite genre of music? Don't know if I could pick just one.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Scorpio. Birthday: Oct. 24....I will be expecting presents from y'all :)

14) What time were you born? I think it was around 8 pm but I'm too lazy to go look at my birth certificate.

15) Do you like beer? Not usually. Every once in a while I get a craving for a few sips. I like the smell more than the taste.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Not that I remember.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Hanson.....the sad part is I bought it a few months ago (at least it was only $1)

18) Are you sarcastic? I try my hardest to be.

19) What are your favorite colors? blue, purple, pink

20) How many watches do you own? 2

21) Summer or winter? I like both, but I guess I like summer most because of swimming, fresh cut grass, camping, beaches, the smell of cocunut suncreen, etc.

23) Favorite color to wear? blue or pink

24) Pepsi or Sprite? diet cherry coke.....but mostly I like water cuz soda makes me feel bloated.

25) What color is your cell phone? silver

26) Where is your second home? my sister's since we live there when we visit.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? don't think so.
28) Have you ever had a cavity? yeah, but now I'm a good girl and get my teeth cleaned regularly and brush twice daily.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? 2 (and they actually match now)

30) How many video games do you own? my kids own a ton, but I never play anymore.
31) What was your first pet? Either a chicken or a bunny.

32) Ever had braces? No...lucked out on that one.

33) Do looks matter? I guess to some extent. But what's inside is what really counts (politically correct answer).

34) Do you use chap stick? Yes almost every day. I hate dry lips.

35) Name 3 teachers from High School – Wendel Wendel Wiley (always wore the old man's sweater vest with his Pall Malls in the pocket), Mrs. Gilbert (the WEIRDEST teacher ever....wore a huge clock necklace that was stuck at 2:10), Mr. Dawson (the BEST band teacher ever).

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither.....Old Navy, Mervyn's, Ross, and don't let me forget Target. Oh yeah, I'm a fashion diva baby!

37) Are you too forgiving? Sometimes.

38) How many children do you want? 3, but I'm going to have to be good with the two I have (I am!).

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Never been there....never will.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Veggie omelet.....but I usually have cereal or toast and fruit.

41) Do you own a gun? Not me personally...but there is one in the house (I hate it). Hubby won't get rid of it since it was his mom's. We have it locked up and threw away the ammo long ago.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Once.....still am. (Aaahhh)

43) When was the last time you cried? Today....when the shock of hubby's phone call finally sank in.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Sat outside under the stars roasting a marshmallow or two at our campsite.

45) Olive Garden? It's yummy but overpriced. I like family owned italian restaurants.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No. Have I called my mommy 'teacher'? No. Have I called my daddy 'mommy'? maybe.
47) Have you ever been in a castle? Not a real one.

48) Nicknames? JungleBug. If I gave you the others you might be able to figure out my real name....and then what...MAYHEM!!!!

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Yes and she was sooooo BIG (just kidding I don't know any Berthas)

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No. Maybe. I don't remember. Long story. See #60 for the short version.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No. Don't plan to. Too yuppy.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yeah.....guess who?

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? My wedding ring. Only one.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Mostly

57) Do you dye your hair? Yes....gotta cover those greys somehow.

58) Does anyone like you? I think so.

59) What year were you born? 1972

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Planning my first born's first birthday party with no idea that a month later we would be joining my parents, sister and her 2 kids on a six week cross country road trip.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Yes, they're actually my son's but I like to listen to them and know ALL the words (and am not ashamed).

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's....they let you choose your sides without charging you extra....although I usually order a big salad. But at least I can get my kids to have something other than fries.

63) Do you like yourself? Mostly....except for the bad parts :)

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My mom, but I like my dad. Maybe it's a girl thing.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes (but I also like other yummy stuff).

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Sometimes....right now I'm avoiding walking the trash out to the end of our long driveway....it's 12:30 am.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No but I've sniffed it plenty....and that good ol' rubber cement. I think I lost more than a few brain cells on that stuff. And my parents thought I never did drugs. I was just sneaky shoving my head inside my desk and getting a whiff here and there.

68) Do you own a webcam? No....don't plan to.....I 've got a teen in the house and a 9 year old who has already printed pictures from playboy (yes, that's my daughter). I don't think we need to add a webcam into the mix.

69) Have you ever stripped? Not for money.

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Never have.

73) Pringles or Lays? Depends on my mood. Usually pringles, but they can be too salty.

74) Have you ever broken someones heart? Hubby's when we were in high school.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Neither.....idiotic.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House....like duh!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? His name was Mr. Long and let's just say I was NOT curious if it was true or not.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My daughter. We've been working on her criticism of people. It can be pretty brutal. Especially for the ones that are the closest to her.

79) Do you have a birth mark? One on my right knee that I call my "bean". It looks like a pinto bean. I'll show you if I ever meet you. Oh yeah, it's worth it. I also have a mark on my right arm. My mom used to try to scrub it off when I was a kid. "OUCH! Mom, remember I have a birth mark right there??!!".

80) Do you own a car? A minivan, a truck, and a Toyota Corolla. We're keeping the Toyota for the kids to learn how to drive. It's a stick shift and it also gets good gas mileage.

81) Can you cook? I'm no Julia Child, but I do ok.

82) 3 things that annoy you: Rude people, Inconsiderate people, and WAR (what's it good for?).

83) Do you text message often? Never have. Isn't it easier to just talk to someone if you're on the phone anyways?

84) Money or love? Love (money can't buy it)

85) Do you have any scars? Not any major ones. Just a few small dots on my knees from scrapes as a kid and one on the finger where I had to have a wart surgically removed.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To have my husband at home and on the right combo of medication to help him live life as normally as possible (and to make those things in his head shut up already).

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Not usually, but if I'm in the mood I better have someone there beside me.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Big Red....love anything cinnamon.

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Not really, pretty much grosses me out anymore.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? I have only seen parts of a couple.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? I have enough crayons to supply a small army (well if they needed to do an art project for some reason).

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Hubby when he called me today from the hospital.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Hubby...while we were on our camping trip.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Hubby (see a pattern).

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My son. Thank goodness for my kids. Don't know what I would do without them.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Hubby.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Noone. Never sent one or received one.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Hubby...from the hospital.