Stu dared me to do it......

....and I finally got around to it. Your dare: Use the word the phrase 'Vikings are Invading' in a normal conversation with out telling the other person why you are saying it :p

I didn't want to cheat and tell a story to the kids about vikings. I was trying to come up with some way to fit it into an adult conversation without looking like a total idiot. Of course, I already come off as an idiot most of the time so why worry?

Today, one of the three year old girls that I care for enticed me to play act with her. Hmmmm, could this be the opportune moment I've been waiting for?

She had the polar bear and I had the horse with the wild hair. This is sorta kinda how it went:

PB:I'm going to eat you up!
H: Oh no! I don't want to be eaten. Let's be friends.
PB: Ok. But I'm still going to eat you.
H: Well, I'm just going to run and hide. (horse gallops away under the blanket)
PB: Ok. I won't hurt you. You can come out.
H: (hesitantly peeks out from under the blanket)
PB: Roooooaaaarrrrr!!!!!!!
H: I think the Vikings are Invading!
PB: No, I'm just going to poop and pee and fart on you. Pfffttt!! Heeeheeeheee!
H: (hiding under blanket again)